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THE 'BIG BANG' THEORYDilys, you would love this, REFERENCE TO STAR TREK!
Sheldon: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and-as it always has-rock crushes scissors
Their ingenious theme song
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
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| AFTERMATH OF HURRICANE IKE IN HAITI (2008)
Photograph taken by:
Patrick Farrell (The Miami Herald)
Winner of the Pulitzer Prize
Just to show Phil how fag his lifestyle is (although I must say he is a very nice, sensitive guy)
And also to prove my point about humanity and social injustice.
November 22 2008, I believe it was a Saturday.
(Singapore) Caryl was busy moping around because her birthday sucked.
(Haiti) Waiting for a bed inside, pregnant women experience contractions and labor pains in the driveway of a 'Doctors Without Borders' maternity clinic friends and family peer through a fence anxiously.
See the difference now? While I'm being tied down by the lack of commemoration of my birth date. Some kid in Haiti only has a 30% chance of being born. See how selfish that is?
Yes, I'm guilty.
Phil, please eradicate fag from your life.
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| ROD STEWART IN 3 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| After seeing a freaking nice ride at my apartment ...
Caryl: You know what, when I grow up I'm gonna get a fucking good job and an effing nice car. Plus get a small, warn down two room flat then revamp it like extreme makeover home edition-style.
Mom: Then you get married how?
Caryl: I'm not gonna get married. I'll have to share my shit with the guy. You know the phrase "What's mine is yours"? IT DOES NOT APPLY IN MY LIFE
Mom: Children?
Caryl: Are you kidding me? I like children but having them ... eh ... They are so irritating
Mom: So you're saying you're irritating
Caryl: Yeah. I'm not gonna make the same mistake you made.
I've not been updating much. Oh well. I'm re-watching the Brits '08 on big screen. I love Mark Ronson. My new obsession: The O.C. I've been re-watching O.C. episodes and I'm falling in love with it all over again. Haha, I miss Seth Cohen. Adam Brody!
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| I have made a video full of pictures. Why? I really don't want to upload ALL the pictures, and I'm really hooked on Phantom Planet again. The song's California. (Note: Recently I said I'd do a photo post on New Zealand, just ... go check out my facebook. I'm too lazy)
HERE'S TO 2009 ...
WITH THE SAME FRIENDS + MAYBE MORE
LESS ENEMIES, LESS HATIN, MORE LOVIN
BETTER CHART TOPPING MUSIC, THE SUCCESSFUL RELEASE OF GOOD ALBUMS ...
THE RETURN OF TELEVISION DRAMAS AFTER THE HORRENDOUS CHRISTMAS/NEW YEAR'S BREAK ...
NO DEATH-OF-HEATH-LEDGER-LIKE DISASTER TO ENSUE ... (GOD KEEP MY FAVORITE ACTORS SAFE)
LOTS OF WORLD PEACE, SUCCESSFUL OBAMA, A CURE FOR AIDS AND PEOPLE SAVED ...
GOOD RESULTS AND HAPPY TIMES ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY.
LETS ALL SHOOT OURSELVES BEFORE WE GET BEATEN UP BY OUR FLESH-EATING BOOKS.
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